i just realized that in the canon timeline scott hasn’t heard roar by katy perry yet and that is such a shame tbh
GOD he’d just fuckin call stiles up and stiles is currently scrubbing a shirt with a stain remover pen but he answers anyway, wedges it between his cheek and his shoulder and says “you’ve reached stilinski’s pleasure palace”
and scott goes “so katy perry has this new song?”
and stiles goes “okay”
and scott goes “and it’s really, like, cool, so—”
and stiles goes “scotty mccally, are you gonna serenade me?”
and scott goes “yes. are you ready?”
"no. hang on." stiles puts his phone on speaker and sets it on the desk. "okay. i’m ready."
and scott just fuckin belts it and he’s sorta off key because he’s driving but he’s not bad, actually, and stiles is enjoying himself, and then scott forgets the words and sort of trails off and stiles goes,
"god, do you know how to make a girl feel special."
and scott goes, “d’you like it?”
and derek goes, “i liked it.”
and scott goes, “jesus, hi derek.”
and stiles goes, “dude, how do you get come out of a black shirt? ordinarily i’d just leave it and wear a jacket with it, but like, it’s right in this weird spot where nothing i could possibly wear would cover it and i really don’t want to walk around and have everyone know i let somebody come on my face. …hello? scott? are you—ask your mom for me. scott?”